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All works no play makes Jack a dull boy. So let have some fun too . . .

My son loves this, and you know why!!! :0)

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I was at the bank and while waiting for service browsed through the magazines. Here is one I found is funny and true!

If you owe the bank $ 100, then it’s your problem. If you owe the bank $ 100 million, then it’s banks problem.

:0)

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Do you know how to do business?

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

This is how business is done!!

Here is a crazy thought I had about comparing universe with Internet.

Expansion: It is obvious to everyone that the universe is expanding. So does the Web. Any doubt about it?

Creation: There are millions of stars and planets formed out there in universe. So does the web, millions of new domains and pages created.

Stars: Many stars shine in the universe. So do many .com companies shine on the Web.

Planets: Many planets orbit the many stars. Many small .com centers the big .com’s product or services.

Destruction: The marvelous event “Supernova” occurs in the universe. So does on the Web. Dot com crash is the first web super nova we had!

Black holes: The monster of the universe, black holes are out there. They even attract the light with their gravitational force. So do the Web has black holes. The scammers are the web’s black hole. The method and literacy they use is so powerful if you come close to them, they will empty your valet.

Interconnection: The universe is interconnected. So does the Web. No one needs explanation to say web is interconnected.

Possibilities: Infinite possibilities within the universe. So is the Web. We are exploring the possibilities of the Web.