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All works no play makes Jack a dull boy. So let have some fun too . . .

My son loves this, and you know why!!! :0)

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I was at the bank and while waiting for service browsed through the magazines. Here is one I found is funny and true!

If you owe the bank $ 100, then it’s your problem. If you owe the bank $ 100 million, then it’s banks problem.

:0)

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Do you know how to do business?

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

This is how business is done!!