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A donkey’s tale

One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well.

The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.

They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

Then, to everyone’s amazement he quietened down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.

He was astonished at what he saw.

With each shovel of dirt that hit its back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :

• Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.
• The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.
• Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.
• We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
• Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred — Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries — Most never happen.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people.

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Funny but Makes U 2 Think!

All works no play makes Jack a dull boy. So let have some fun too . . .

My son loves this, and you know why!!! :0)

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I was at the bank and while waiting for service browsed through the magazines. Here is one I found is funny and true!

If you owe the bank $ 100, then it’s your problem. If you owe the bank $ 100 million, then it’s banks problem.

:0)

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Do you know how to do business?

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

This is how business is done!!

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Before and after marriage!

Before Marriage:

He: yes!!! at last; it was so hard 2 wait

she: do you want me to leave?

He: No! don’t even think about it

She: do you love me ?

He: of course! over n over!

She: have u ever cheated on me?

He: No! y r u even asking?

She: will u go on with me on picnic?

He: every chance I get!

She: will u hit me ?

He: R u crazy? I’m not that kind of person!

She: can I trust u?

He: yes!

She: Darling!

After marriage . . .

Now simply read from bottom to top

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Life MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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The Local Universe

Here is a crazy thought I had about comparing universe with Internet.

Expansion: It is obvious to everyone that the universe is expanding. So does the Web. Any doubt about it?

Creation: There are millions of stars and planets formed out there in universe. So does the web, millions of new domains and pages created.

Stars: Many stars shine in the universe. So do many .com companies shine on the Web.

Planets: Many planets orbit the many stars. Many small .com centers the big .com’s product or services.

Destruction: The marvelous event “Supernova” occurs in the universe. So does on the Web. Dot com crash is the first web super nova we had!

Black holes: The monster of the universe, black holes are out there. They even attract the light with their gravitational force. So do the Web has black holes. The scammers are the web’s black hole. The method and literacy they use is so powerful if you come close to them, they will empty your valet.

Interconnection: The universe is interconnected. So does the Web. No one needs explanation to say web is interconnected.

Possibilities: Infinite possibilities within the universe. So is the Web. We are exploring the possibilities of the Web.

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