One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over [...]

All works no play makes Jack a dull boy. So let have some fun too . . .
My son loves this, and you know why!!! :0)

I was at the bank and while waiting for service browsed through the magazines. Here is one I found is funny and true!
If you owe the bank $ 100, then [...]

Before Marriage:
He: yes!!! at last; it was so hard 2 wait
she: do you want me to leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He: of course! over n over!
She: have u ever cheated on me?
He: No! y r u even asking?
She: will u go on with me [...]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will [...]

Here is a crazy thought I had about comparing universe with Internet.
Expansion: It is obvious to everyone that the universe is expanding. So does the Web. Any doubt about it?
Creation: There are millions of stars and planets formed out there in universe. So does the web, millions of new domains and pages created.
Stars: Many stars [...]