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A donkey’s tale
August 8th, 2008 | 
Author: One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone’s amazement he quietened down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt that hit its back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :
- Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.
- The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.
- Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.
- We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
- Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred — Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries — Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people.
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Funny but Makes U 2 Think!
All works no play makes Jack a dull boy. So let have some fun too . . .
My son loves this, and you know why!!! :0)
I was at the bank and while waiting for service browsed through the magazines. Here is one I found is funny and true!
If you owe the bank $ 100, then it’s your problem. If you owe the bank $ 100 million, then it’s banks problem.
:0)
Do you know how to do business?
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is how business is done!!
Before and after marriage!
Before Marriage:
He: yes!!! at last; it was so hard 2 wait
she: do you want me to leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He: of course! over n over!
She: have u ever cheated on me?
He: No! y r u even asking?
She: will u go on with me on picnic?
He: every chance I get!
She: will u hit me ?
He: R u crazy? I’m not that kind of person!
She: can I trust u?
He: yes!
She: Darling!
After marriage . . .
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