All works no play makes Jack a dull boy. So let have some fun too . . .
My son loves this, and you know why!!! :0)

I was at the bank and while waiting for service browsed through the magazines. Here is one I found is funny and true!
If you owe the bank $ 100, then [...]

Before Marriage:
He: yes!!! at last; it was so hard 2 wait
she: do you want me to leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He: of course! over n over!
She: have u ever cheated on me?
He: No! y r u even asking?
She: will u go on with me [...]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will [...]

Here is a crazy thought I had about comparing universe with Internet.
Expansion: It is obvious to everyone that the universe is expanding. So does the Web. Any doubt about it?
Creation: There are millions of stars and planets formed out there in universe. So does the web, millions of new domains and pages created.
Stars: Many stars [...]